I HATE STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
Komedi
IHE talks about the new Star Wars movie and also reassesses his thoughts on the first two movies now the trilogy is complete.
Timecodes:
1:04 The Force Awakens
3:12 The Last Jedi
5:31 The Rise of Skywalker
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Komente
5:31
as you should
The Rise of Skywalker should’ve been the connective tissue, but instead JJ decided to take 2 and a half hours to crap on the Last Jedi.
11:12 WHAT
Do you hate the Lego video games/series?
star blecch into dumbness is a better version of into darkness
The only good thing about the rise of skywalker I can say is that leia's death scene brought a tear to my eye, that's literally it.
11:06 as much as I hate the prequels Palpatine and Plagueis were both capable of of similar abilities. I don’t want to say the same ability because that could be wrong but definitely similar. If you remember the story Palpatine told in episode 3, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise. The whole saving people from dying thing gets told in more depth in legends lore.
No Disney Star Wars movie will ever amount to the OG and prequels. Except for Attack of The Clones. You can tell that’s just a bridge movie until the end. They didn’t care as much.
Back then everyone hated the prequels and suddenly when the garbage sequels came, everyone loved it
I agree it’s bad, but not as bad as the other 2 sequels. Or more like the final fight on the star destroyers was ok
Doom Slayer
11 minuta më parë
@CHB Ryan the horse part was dumb, but if you watched carefully the star destroyers couldnt go up because of the broken shield generators an d a force field holding them back, all while awaiting the command of palpatine
CHB Ryan
3 orë më parë
It was incredibly dumb. Fucking horses??? Star destroyers can't go UP? WHAT?
True it is just boring why go to a dessert planet and why not go to both or tatoine or kill chewie officially
WHY DID THEY BRING BACK PALPATINE?! He should have been DEAD not used as nostalgia bait
My mates took me to the cinema at midnight to see this when it was first released I'm not a star wars fan at all and thought this was the worst one yet 😂 although I was really tired when I saw it I wasnt sure if it was because I was tired or just a really shit film 😂 The way you described the silent cinema is so fucking accurate 😂😂
I personally think that none of the Star Wars movies are amazing, some are good for sure, but not amazing which I see many people say (for those who want a number, I see a movie being amazing if I give it an 8/10, none of the Star Wars movies go above 6/10 for me, so bordering on being great. I personally think that if a movie is 1/10, I can't even understand why a person likes it, 2/10 I can see why to a degree, 3/10 is when I can completely understand why a movie is enjoyed, just not for me, 4/10 is a movie which I actually like, but it's still below average, 5/10 is average, 6/10 is good, 7/10 is great, 8/10 is amazing, 9/10 is basically what every movie would need to aim for to be good as that's near perfection with 10/10 being mostly me rating something either due to me absolutely loving the thing, or nostalgia.
stop
Typo Name
Ditë më parë
no
Croissants are great
8 ditë më parë
no, I will never stop, never!
I feel like the trilogy should've been the destruction and eventual salvation of Ben Solo, similar to how the original 6 are the tragedy of Anakin Skywalker.
Not sure what it is but most of us only like this movie to see the original characters
"THEY FLY NOW" this is one of the worst jokes in the history of everything
Wasnt the whole Point of the movie, was that Rey was a palpatine,but a good palpatine
*I* *Respect* *Your* *Opinion*
GoSuckADickGachaLovers
2 orë më parë
@Only a German Guy *I* *Respect* *Your* *Spelling*
Only a German Guy
3 orë më parë
*I* *Respect* *Your* *Profil Picture*
You like the last Jedi ..??? Unsub
Trek as good. It was its own thing
Flipping Rey to the dark side could have redeemed the whole mess...she was so hated getting to watch Ben Solo kill that bitch would have been so amazing
I still can’t believe that people who call themselves “real” Star Wars fans for liking the sequels and your not if you don’t like them😐, if anything you should really dislike the sequels if you cared and valued the integrity and plot of Star Wars and if that makes me a gatekeeper then so be it
They should have gone with Darth Jar Jar instead of resurrected Palpy. Rey should have been an artificial being genetically engineered to be overpowered with the Force. I would make her fall to the dark side temporarily too. Kylo should have remained evil. Finn should have been more like Mayfeld in The Mando.
Prequels were great, except for some cringe worthy lines and acting. These, however, were just devoid of anything meaningful.
i hate star wars. I HATE IT!!!
The gay kiss was really the cherry on top.
Its star wars so what you expect
f*ck disney for this trilogy
we all
I've fallen out on The Force Awakens since first watching it but I appreciate 2 things about it. It did bring Star Wars back in line with how it was in the OT and now The Mandalorian and it set up a bunch of story threads that could be picked up or dropped depending on where the story was going. Then The Last Jedi drops every single one of them and wraps up the trilogy by the end leaving nowhere for Episode IX to go. Did he forget they were making a trilogy? The bad decisions for the next movies all branch off from here. Kathleen Kennedy brings back JJ to right the ship and he does what he does best. Plays it safe by bringing back original characters and riffs on a bunch of ideas from earlier films hoping something sticks. I can't completely blame him because he really had nowhere to go and it was a real dick move for Kathleen Kennedy to bring him back after she'd screwed up Last Jedi by giving Rian Johnson total control. Which brings me back to Solo. That movie needed the guys from Lego Movie to make what could be an incredibly pointless film into something funny or interesting. After the response to Last Jedi I think she probably decided that she should pay closer attention to Solo and couldn't understand what the directors were going for. Which is probably what happened on TLJ so she lost her nerve just before principal photography ended and brought on one of the most bland directors in Hollywood to essentially remake the movie from scratch. Nothing was going to save Solo. It was completely unnecessary but at least the original version would've been somewhat interesting instead of basically giving us the most obvious versions of everything we know about Han Solo. Except for his name. I will never understand why the recruiter for the f#%king Empire was allowed to give him his surname. That was absolutely ridiculous. It kind of makes the title of the film incorrect as well since that's not his name apparently. I mean, if some other guy had been on duty that day his name could've been something else. Of all the things that we didn't need to see it was how he got his name. IT'S HIS NAME!!! It's the one solid thing we know about him and they decided that they had to show us that too. Show us his birth then. F$@k this movie.
oh come dude star wars is not bad it's a good movie your grandmother should have known you better how could you? don't you know star wars can kill you they have the lightsaber they can kill you so be careful what you hate before they come up to your house and kill you their dangerous so be careful what you hate
(sees the thumbnail and title) *ain't we all??*
GoSuckADickGachaLovers
17 ditë më parë
Wtf?
GoSuckADickGachaLovers
17 ditë më parë
SSStevenWolf?
Ahhh yes, my favorite Star Wars Sith Lord, the lightning conduit Cole MacGrath
Knock off Darth Revan and Bastilla Shan.
All the complaints in this video can be boiled down to: If they had a plan for the trilogy it could have been good
The worst trilogy since boiled Brussels sprouts, boiled cauliflower and boiled broccoli.
It does suck
I don’t know what I was expecting when I saw the channel name but still
What's your name? Greedo Ok, but Greedo what? You can't just be Greedo. __________ Whats your name? Lobot. Ok, but Lobot what? You can't just be Lobot. ____________ What's your name? Chewbacca. Ok, but Chewbacca what? You can't just be Chewbacca. Could do this all day. No one ever cared about last names in star wars. Why does everybody in this movie?
It was moderately better then the last jedi
Henrique Noronha
Muaj më parë
Haha. No. The last jedi at least have the parts with Rey and Luke and doesn't felt like a fricking fan fiction. And the rise of Skywalker have a lot more of stupid things.
I would never ever imagine people would start liking the prequels after the sequels were so bad, I thought it would be the other way around, the sequels would be so good the prequels would be forgotten Jeez
oh no puff daddy no like marvel that make me sad
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You’re just refusing to accept the rise of skywalker as the amazing film it truly is.
Sharky 700
15 orë më parë
@Tardis Productions sorry that I took it seriously it’s just that there are so many comments similar to this to the point it’s hard to tell the difference between someone joking and someone who’s serious
Tardis Productions
22 orë më parë
@Sharky 700 my gosh, this was a troll comment made as a joke.
Henrique Noronha
Ditë më parë
@Tardis Productions Ok. Sorry about that.
Tardis Productions
Ditë më parë
@Henrique Noronha jeez man, this was a joke
The master Crafter Ž
Ditë më parë
@Tardis Productions well then you are lost then
The prequels were good. End of story. 1 and 2 were solid 7-8 and revenge of the sith was a 9-9.5. these new ones are complete garbage all three are all lower than 5s.
I hope the new trilogy is non canon
Clearly you don’t understand the significance of the line “they fly now”. There’s so much weight and history behind those words, spanning across the whole franchise
Actually, palpatine’s return was teased, but in a canon fortnite event, yeah...
In my opinion, the new trilogy were all just fine. I don’t love any of them, but I can’t say they deserve the hate they get, although it’s reasonable to feel that way about them.
People who don't like this movie are sexist and are afraid of a female lead. Forget Asoka Tano.
Mysikrysa
20 ditë më parë
@Henrique Noronha Rian Johnson said people who don´t like TLJ hate female characters.
Henrique Noronha
Muaj më parë
Haha. Wut? I don't even hate the new star wars trilogy because of Rey. I think she is a good character. The problem is this dumb nonsense story and the useless characters.
"I HATE STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER" Pretty sure NO ONE likes it
Great job!! Oh yeah 🖕🏻Kathy Kenndy!
My opinion is that I like it
Ya the force awakens is just a 6-7 of 10 because it is literally new hope but with a kJ Abrams twist
Why is there so many dislikes
Buмfy
Muaj më parë
Butthurt Star Wars fans
Okey you acually got some sense:) nice that you’ve realised
I seriously hate Rian Johnson. Looper fucking sucked, Knives Out was decent, those Breaking Bad episodes are good, and I haven’t seen brick. But the last Jedi was dogshit.
Force awakens was ok, and could have been a building block as they had a good cast and characters. TOO BAD THEY COMPLETELY THREW IT AWAY.
Jar jar Abrams
Ha I'm still alive baby!
Henrique Noronha
Muaj më parë
I don't even know why people like you. You don't even was that important in the original trilogy. And "died" in the more stupid way possible.
Nice 20000
1:05 - The Forces Awakens 3:15 - The Last Jedi 5:30 - The Rise of Skywalker
The Force Awakens: A New Hope The Last Jedi: The Empire Strikes Back & Return Of The Jedi The Rise Of Skywalker: The Empire Strikes Back & Return Of The Jedi... Again... They remade those movies twice in 2 years -_-'
Quite sad innit?
I hate the prequels
Omg you’re so right about the humor... the originals were funny unintentionally and were good for what they are, and the prequels were just meme-city so it was okay Humor is so poor it’s so forced
I’m not a hardcore fan, and generally not a critic, pretty neutral, like to give movies a fair shot, but this movie was dogshit.
If you hate it don't make videos on it
Henrique Noronha
Muaj më parë
Why people can't say their opinions?
Same
"Jar Jar Abrams"... Yes!
Its not the best but it is a bit good
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
Not even at all
I wish I could wipe the last three SW movies from my memory banks
Let’s just agree this isn’t canon lol
tHeY fLy NoW
5:31
ThEy fLy NoW!
After your last jedi video i just thought holy shit we do not agree on any level. But i think now we talkin' Last jedi and rise of skywalker are 2 of the worst movies i have ever seen.
Its just so stunning and brave how atrociously shit this new trilogy is!
I just don’t like that they brought palpatien they should of made a new sith or something
I would have overlooked everything I dislike in TLJ if Luke wasn't killed off till EP9
We all agree with you bud
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
@alon t while all the videos i have watched trying to defend the sequels clearly know nothing about Star Wars or script writting and make completely invalid points like: the people that hate these movies only hate them because they have a female lead character
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
@alon t because what they pretend to like is wrong and they are blind
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
@alon t and this althe.info/number/n2jOfGeupmF9hrY/video
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
@alon t oh no i agree that’s not a fact, but look at all the other bs i cant be bothered to expla so imma link some videos
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
@alon t refusing to look at irrefutable facts is not having an opinion it is called beeing ignorant
Unpopular opinion - Revenge of the Sith is my favourite Star Wars movie.
boba fan
Muaj më parë
You put prequels over orginals oh no
grant snider
Muaj më parë
i dont think thats unpopular, in fact, thats my second. i like empire better tho
so uh... not to ruin anyone's interpretation of the entire franchise, but force healing has always been a thing. if someone had taught anakin that the story would've ended. palpatine would've had no leverage over anakin except maybe kidnapping padme. even then anakin could've beaten palpitine.
grant snider
27 ditë më parë
@Blankace my point is that it’s the most contrived shit on eart
grant snider
27 ditë më parë
@Blankace huh this is going no where
Blankace
27 ditë më parë
@grant snider Yeah but saying force healing is not a thing is still wrong it's even in the new "canon" before Rey could use it.
grant snider
27 ditë më parë
@Blankace Disney’s kind of established they don’t care about the eu dude
Blankace
27 ditë më parë
@grant snider Actually force healing was a thing before the prequal trilogy, KOTOR 1 & 2 allow you to heal yourself using the force. Also in the legends lore it was a very hard ability to learn so it still came out of nowhere and she had no reason to know it.
You make some very valid points but I'm still a fan. These movies are very entertaining for me.
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
Entertaining? Yes absolutely, do they make any common sense and ruin everything the franchise to ground level? Yes absolutely, entertaining means nothing if you watch it twice at least you see how much dogshit they are
5:18
Shout outs to the new obi wan show with Darth Vader confirmed. I hope theres a scene where obi won finds out anikan skywalker lived and is scared and horrified thinking he died
The prequels were awful, but they were awful in the same way Birdemic was awful, and there were tons of unintentionally hilarious lines that made their way through the internet, like “Hello There” or Anakin hating sand. The Ps1 level CG added to that so bad it’s good factor. The sequel trilogy doesn’t even have that.
Alexandre Gagnon
Muaj më parë
Well the prequels had bad dialogue, and this is coming from someone who’s fav sw was rots, but the story they tell and the fight scene in them imo makes up well enough for that cringy dialogue
Ryan might not be a hack, but he is a absolutely a left wing shill. He's needs to restrain his impulse to shove his political views into the audience's face. It can be a lot more forgivable in his own little indy movies, but in a big star wars movie? Not a great idea to alienate half the audience like that.
grant snider
Muaj më parë
Yip
8:05 "we've seen this trick for 5 movies and a TV show" don't you fucking bring the mandalorian into this, it's leagues above anything you just compared it with
Hehe Productions
Muaj më parë
well yea, The Mandalorian is really good. especially compared to all the garbage Star-Wars writing Disney has made us used to. But I still completely understand why someone would dislike it, I did find the first season messy considering they had a different director for each episode. The reason IHE brought it up was because they put a lot of effort into puppets and aliens making it look good, even though it isn’t really impressive now that we already know what their artists are capable of. And I agree with that.
Kicking the bajezus out of Johnson was the only part of the movie that I enjoyed....years from now, you'll agree with me that he's just poo.
Anakin Skywalker died for nothing...
Star Wars is like the rotting corpse the alien from the first MIB wore...
same actually
I feel like there COULD have been a way for the third movie to tie stuff up in a way that doesn't ret-con half of what was already established. Like in other trilogies like Lord of the Rings - Rise of Skywalker narratively is like if Return of the King decided to ret-con Gollum being spared in the first 10 minutes if Wormtongue was revealed to have no effect on Theoden, Gandalf The White ended up being an elaborate Sauron trick, the Ents freeze in place permanently because "walking trees are stupid" and Saruman sent the armies of Orcs to Helm's Deep because he wanted to ask them a question that ultimately meant no malice. I feel like whether you enjoyed The Last Jedi or not just throwing part 2 of a 3 part story under the bus to make it dumber even throwing away some of the good plot points of Last Jedi that could have been explored here is just a bad move no matter what that part 2 is. With the aforementioned good plot points like Kylo descending more and more into an unrestrained id of a character with the power of a member of the Kim family, Rey not being related to anyone meaning greatness can come from nothing just to name 2 of them would be interesting devices to leave a story to. Like the villains of Star Wars previously tried some level of tactics rather than lashing out at everything and just doing that would have made for an interesting half to the dynamic of good vs evil. That and I have problems with the idea that the only reason someone can be such a prodigy at something is that they're related to someone else. Rise of Skywalker just being a mediocre combination of Empire and Return with an Endgame like finale with none of the build-up doesn't help either.
I know you showed lego marvel superheroes footage as a joke, but that's a great game. Thank you for spreading awarness for it. Also, "they fly now" was a joke? I thought it was just a stupid line.
So if darth Vader was the chosen one and didn’t save the day who is the chosen one because it’s not luke
I hate the movie as well